This club is listed as a...

This club is listed as a nude club, but can be more accurately described as a club where the dancers can be nude. Likewise, the description by s_s on dance location/price structure was very much my initial experience, but a subsequent dance demonstrated that dancer and club does change interpretation of rules to suit their whim. Thus, the downgrade of at least 2 points on value.

CLUB [DIS]ORIENTATION AND COSTS: I got lost on way to club, thinking that I should take Business Rte 83. No, club is actually located on side road to Rte 83. After paying $20 cover and getting wanded down, I am allowed to enter club, which is definitely glitzy, and on plush side. Sodas, energy drinks, or bottled waters are $5. Bathroom is spiffy, with bathroom troll offering cigars. Not that many people smoked, smoking odors weren't very noticeable, a tribute to high ceilings and AC system. Music was played loud enough to make conversation somewhat difficult, but not painfully so.