I can't believe the moronic reviews...

I can't believe the moronic reviews posted by these Baltimore degenerates. You guys REALLY need to traverse some some NORMAL strip clubs - read some of my reviews from all across the country. What's worse is I believed what these narrow-experienced Baltimorites had to say and actually visited this place for a beer. Basically it's just a DARK, dingy, hole on a FRIDAY night with no customers and a bunch of girls 4-7 sitting at the bar, and one dancing on a stage behind the bar.

This is how Baltimore works: There's hardly any customers but several girls. As soon as they see a guy come in they ask if you'll buy them a drink. Buying them a drink is a surcharge and that means you want a dance, perhaps more, maybe want to get off. Before I even had a sip I was asked for drinks and said "not right now - I just got here". Even so, other girls from around the corner would come around and ask for a drink. Talk about pushy. Then some other fat chick at the bar started dissing me for NOT buying drinks even though I was on my first beer!

I was so turned off I went to a non-strip club and had a few rounds and flirted with some Baltimore chicks - the most of them pretty HOT. Later I caught a cab to The Ritz which was a pretty OK club - go read my review on that.