I paid my first visit to...

I paid my first visit to Delilah's Den of South Amboy early on Monday evening, and I must say, it was as enjoyable and satisfactory an outing as I have had in an American strip club since coming here from England several years ago.

I live on Long Island, where, as far as I can tell, the girls don't have pussies except in the peep-show type clubs of the Edison strip. The strip bars, given the choice by law (I assume) between full nudity and booze, have all opted for booze as far as I can tell. It's a mystery to me, why an operation faced with a choice of a business model that really distinguishes them from their competitors and one which has them providing the same service as can be found cheaply on any corner would not choose to forego the liquor and provide the pussy. However, I'm no MBA.

Maybe club owners assume that if they operate a fully-nude establishment they'll be unable to offer the same quality girls, I don't know, but if so, Delilah's proves them wrong, in my opinion. Most of the girls here oozed charm and beauty. I was very impressed. Combine that with their willingness to give me a quite closeup eyeful of their pretty, clean, shapely ladyparts for a standard dollar-in-the-sandal-strap tip, and the floor show kept me very happy for a good long while. Because, I have to admit, I really love looking at pussies. Call me a pervert, but I do find that, all other things being equal, a topless girl in a bikini-bottom is about one twentieth as hot as a girl with her labia hanging free.