The members who commented on the...

The members who commented on the dark interior of this club were right. It was like stumbling around in total darkness. A lady tried to lead me to a table but I tripped over something, stumbled into a table and spilled someone's drinks. I apologized but I couldn't even see who I was apologizing to. Finally, with a sore ankle, I got seated and I can't understand why they don't turn the lights up a little. The ladies I was finally able to see after my eyes adjusted didn't need the cover of darkness. They were all pretty attractive except for my two constant disqualifiers, tattoos and piercings. I hate them. Maybe I was in a bad mood because of my ankle but the first time a lady approached me for a private dance, I saw that she had a grotesque tattoo that ran the length of one arm and I said, "Sorry, I can't get into anyone with tattoos or piercings." She immediately said, "Well then, you're wasting your time in here this afternoon." She was right. One dancer who sat and talked a little assured me it was just the luck of the draw on that shift and suggested I come back later that evening. I decided not to. I gave the place a 5 because if tattoos and piercings don't bother you, you can probably have a good time. Especially if you bring one of those miner's helmets with the light on the front.