It seems that the feature dancer/porn...

It seems that the feature dancer/porn star that Christine's had for their anniversary party stayed over an extra night and did some shows at Oasis last night. I can safely say that she should have gone home. She was terrible. She was strutting around the stage like she was all that and most of the room was just ignoring her. She had about 4 dance moves and most of them involved spreading her legs as if to say "Look at my naked pussy!" It seems that Oasis will let the features go nude but not any of the other dancers. She just kept repeating those four moves over and over and whipping this fake cat-o-nine tails around like some B movie dominatrix. It was sad.

However, something good DID come out of the morass that was her performance. A cute little thing named Dakota sat down next to me and we spent the entire show giving a running critique. After the show we headed back to the CD room for a dance. She was very sexy and lots of fun. After the first dance and a little negotiation period we headed back to the Champagne Court for a half hour.

This was my first trip back to the CC at Oasis and it was pretty decent. You get a big area all to yourself with only a beaded curtain. If you are creative about your seating arrangements you can get pretty private.