This place is far out in...
This place is far out in the industrial area of Portland. Certainly not convenient to get to and not close to anything or anywhere else. Parking can also be a hassle particularly because of the fact that the lot is very steep. Couldn't imagine having to navigate that even slightly under the influence. However, once you get into the actual club it's well worth the hassle. It's very spacious inside and has a very long stage with two poles I believe. I wasn't hassled for a cover nor a drink minimum and felt no pressure at all. The description of this club being a lot like the bar in the motion picture "From Dusk Til Dawn" is apropos, but it's not gaudy in the slightest. Hell, you can even play chess should you like, though with all the feasts for the eyes I have no idea why. The music was acceptable, the tables were clean, and I felt if I minded my own business I wouldn't run into any trouble. The private lap dance area isn't the best I've ever seen. The couches are cloth as opposed to leather/vinyl which could be cleaned easier. Also the couches are only separated by hanging beads and don't feel all that private. But with the quality of dances here you won't really give a damn.
I only had the pleasure of seeing a few dancers while seated at the rack. They ranged in shape, size, lifestyle and look but all brought something to the table. If you like tats and piercing, there's a girl for you. If you like fake boobs and bottle blondes, there is a girl for you. For the man who appreciates variety this is the place. They practically come off the stage and give you a short lap dance while you're seated at the rack. However, this didn't satisfy my curiosity so I made sure to get a private dance as well. I had a girl who was a dead ringer for Katy Perry with a great attitude, no hustle in her and an amazing bod. She was very hands on, it was a full contact dance on her part (you still aren't allowed to touch the dancers but they can certainly touch you) and I was in heaven. Before I knew it I was down $100 and didn't regret it one bit.
All in all I would definitely visit again and wouldn't be against another private dance.
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