No wonder some of these strip...

No wonder some of these strip clubs are going out of business ... clubs like the Caddy's charges $3 cover charge to get in the door, another VIP cover charge to get in the VIP area, to top it of, $7 to $10 (including tips) for a bottle of water, and $20 per lap dances that lasts about 3 minutes.

For my 30 minutes stay at the VIP area, my total costs was $200 for the 10 lap dances, $10 VIP entrance fee, $10 water, and $3 door fee, for a total of $223.

You get much greater mileage at the Massage Parlor ... 30 minutes of fun is only around $100.