If you're visiting Houston you need...

If you're visiting Houston you need to visit Treasures. If JR Ewing were real, you could easily see him slipping into one of the upstairs rooms after hammering out an oil deal downtown. The place is big, but I have to say that I was disappointed in the quality of the girls. The latex on the boobs was a disappointment. The dances in the back were fun but not as much fun as I recall from years gone by. I guess a few extra light bulbs cut some of that out. Cover was $15. Waitresses were great. The girls are big on offering 3 dances for $100 in the back, although everyone of them is very quick to negotiate that down if you don't go for it initially. There's a place called the library that you can get in for $80, or so I was told. As for upstairs, that's where the hottest girls were heading, but alas I have nothing to share on that topic. And yes I know JR is from Dallas, but the rich oil baron image was what I was shooting for.