Super Fuego
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5005 Jackson St Hyattsville, MD 20781

Went on a Wednesday night. ...

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cant_get_enough
May 27, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

Went on a Wednesday night. As someone else has pointed out there was one white dancer, a blonde. The rest were hispanic or black and I'd estimate it at like a 40-60% split. Cover was a whopping $20 bucks. I sampled six $10 dances, 4 with Vixen and 2 with Kitty. Both were hispanic. Vixen was probably an 8 and if you like hispanics in general, maybe a 9. She had the best figure of any of the hispanics. Small, seemingly natural breasts although they seemed off limits during my dances. Dances were decent grinding but not enough to get the job done. Maybe she does that on purpose but never tried to upsell me to any higher priced dances. Kitten was probably the thinnest hispanic dancer. No boobs, but a nice, slim figure overall. She was the more energetic of the two and got the job done. I took my time and chose well, I think. My only other observation was that neither of them had any real muscle tone. Legs were okay, but lower back, arms, etc. were too wiggly for my taste. Waters were $3 bucks. I might come back again because I got out of there for less than $100 total and got 6 dances and had 3 waters. But, I think I'd definitely try some other places before returning back immediately. Value rating was for the low cost dances and water. 7 may have been generous for the club and dancers. Bathroom was pretty gross with non-flushing toilets. Overall club was reasonably clean. Music was too loud and one of the woofers was pumping out some distortion. Liked the cop in front by the cars. While I was there he helped straighten out 3 mouthy, possibly drunk guys. Plus, I always felt my car was safe and that walking back to my car would be as well. Last comment on patrons, is that it was a pretty even mix between black, hispanic, and white. There were a couple that may have been pakistani or some other middle-eastern/asian combination. More local crowd and few businessman. Also, saw 2 or 3 couples come and go while I was there.

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