So, rarely do we go clubbing...

So, rarely do we go clubbing on a Sunday, bit we heard that it was Amateur Night at the Outpost and we wanted to check it out. This club is very rough around the edges. More like a bar that happens to have dancers than a low-mid-range polished club. We've been to this place four times over the year and each time it's blown hot and cold. The mix of dancers range widely, from say a 2-8.

I guess I'll start with the worst first. The sole reason I'm throwing a 2 out there, is Misty, the short overweight, 2-3 month pregnant girl who looked, sorry to be offensive, but homely and bedraggled enough that I can't recollect ever seeing anyone quite that bad dancing on stage (I guess from what I overheard, they hired her sight unseen - BIG MISTAKE) . Add to that, the fact the she whined incessantly about being tired and sore, and sticking to the stage floor, made me want to run away. Unfortunately we had just sat down and we didn't run off the stage when everyone else did. Shame on us. I know that in certain circles this works for some people, and I won't begrudge them that, but not me.

And if it couldn't get worse from there it sort of did... The next dancer was a VERY cute, tall reddish brown haired girl who was so drunk she actually blacked out on stage a few times. Not sure what name she was using, but the board said Prissy and she mumbled Brandy. The couple guys she did manage to stumble over to did get a LOT on nice contact, but that's because she didn't have much control at that point and was flopping all over the place when she was semi-conscious. She had to be helped off the stage when her set ended by another dancer but it was pretty pathetic. Then some guy actually ordered up a couple dances with her. After that we didn't see her and last heard she was passed out on the floor of the bathroom and someone threw a blanket over her. Heard she's also worked at Shooters