Scarlett’s San Antonio
2023 Sable Ln San Antonio, TX 78217

I just visited this club last...

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djsacto
May 23, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I just visited this club last week. You have to park way in the back behind the cones or they charge you a $3 "valet fee". The $25 cover was outrageously high considering the talent, or lack thereof working here. Apparently, this place had been busted recently, and while it is supposed to be "all nude", the stage dancing is just topless for now, but unlike other topless joints in town, they don't sell alcohol (BYOB). There is also a $10 fee for a wristband to use the VIP dance lounge, so yeah, that's $38 in the door!

There are no seats by the tip rail, so you have to go up and stand there to tip the girls on stage. However, you do get a fair amount of attention for $1, with some playful bumping and varied degree of contact. That said, there were not enough attractive girls worth tipping to make it worth coming here if all you want to do is watch the stage dances, especially now that it's just topless.

I would rate the girls 6 or lower out of 10 in attractiveness. From what I saw (and felt) there was no silicon here, just natural and unfortunately a bit droopy, though the girls didn't seem that old. Normally, I don't go for the silicon look, but these girls would really benefit from it. I guess Houston must attract all the real talent, as far as strippers go. There was one somewhat attractive slender girl who must have been at least 6'2'' in height with the longest legs you'll ever see. I would have liked to have tried her on for size, but she was with her regular all night (damn!).

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