Visited during the afternoon which I...

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

It has been a while since visiting HB but it was always my favorite in Chicago area because although stage dances were usually bikini on, the lap dances were the best in the area. And,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Hit or miss? I've always had a good time here. Great looking girls and most non-enhanced which is my preference. A mix of local girls and Latinos (Brasilian mostly). The private dance area is really…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I agree with many of the other posts but I do think this is one of the best clubs the area. The girls are all gorgeous, every shape and size most guys would want (sorry,…

Recent Saturday night 11pmish arrival: Initially thought "crap, another SRO feature night", due to tighter parking options. Upon walking up to club, wanded by security, paid discounted night cover ($15 vs normal $30) from VIP…

Mons Venus. What can I say. Haven’t been here for a decade or more but I returned to check it out. $30 to get in. I didn’t ask for drinks the entire night because…

INITIAL IMPRESSIONS: Driving up to club, I noticed a few empty spots in parking lot on my 1140 pm arrival. Good, maybe not so SRO. Walking up to entrance, I'm shown right inside with no…

Friday night in Tampa decided to go to the infamous mons. Now I've never been here in its heyday but man this place was disappointing. When you walk in it's one giant room with a…