Christ, Mr Fucking Happy's. I don't...

Christ, Mr Fucking Happy's. I don't even remember the last time I've entered this joint. Back when I lived in Danbury I used to occasionally hop in here if I didn't want to drive down to Scruples or Ruby's. I think the dancers might even be worse now than back when I used to go here. I would go like maybe every 3 or 4 months. Never expecting much. Even if there was one or two dancers above 5 on a 10 scale the lap dance area is one of the worst you'll see anywhere around here. I never got one because I saw all I needed to see. Where it's situated you're right off to the side of the stage so every guy at the bar is turned your way and inevitably checking out your activity. No thanks. Hard to get in the moment when you look over the dancer's shoulder and see 6 guys at the bar staring at you. And this lack of privacy allows no mileage. I don't live up that way now so I haven't been here in years, can't say I really miss it. In Fairfield and New Haven Counties there's really only a handful of clubs that are truly worth hitting.