After hearing about the club scene...

After hearing about the club scene in montreal, I got a buddy of mine to go on up with me and check it out. We had some lunch at the eaton centre and then went across the street to this place to start a strip tour. We sat down, take our drink-price-gouging like men and wait for the next girl to come up on stage. It's not the worst looking dive I've ever been in, but the pole had been "repaired" with duct tape, to give you an idea. So then, this girl starts walking up to the stage. She was wearing this nighty thing that's basically open in the front. The problem was that the only thing sticking out of the nighty when she was walking up... was... her... gut. My buddy looks over at me with that expression of "what the fuck did you get me into???" This lady looked like a cross between marilyn monroe (if she were alive today) and phylis diller. I'm way more liberal than many guys when it comes to appearance, but this lady was a 2 even under crappy lighting. To her credit, she gave the most energetic, spirited, friendliest stage show I've ever seen and didn't have the slightest shred of self-consciousness and danced and rolled around completely naked like she felt as if she were a 10+ and couldn't wait for you to see her entire package. The girls did get better looking (no place to go but up anyway), but the hotter the girl the shittier the attitude. It was so bad, we didn't even bother to wait for the stage show of the one girl who was easily a 9. Her attitude and expression couldn't have said "fuck off" more clearly.