Ah, the joy of unpoluted air!...

Ah, the joy of unpoluted air! The atmosphere at John's is nearly crystal clear now but the vibe was rather cloudy today as there were virtually no customers to provide company and commerce for the girls. I was happy to provide both as best I could.

A young 'un, not yet old enough to drink adult beverages, sat next to me and announced it was her first week dancing anywhere. (I rather doubt this.) After listing the various financial disasters that motivated her to get nekkid in public, I took pity upon the young lass and invited her to join me upstairs in what passes for a VIP at John's.

When she discovered that I planned more than one dance she announced that I could place my hands "anywhere." I don't know why she thought I would want to place my mitts anywhere other than on her nubile body but perhaps I misunderstood her meaning. She quickly showed me where she thought I would enjoy placing my fingers. Doggone it, she had read my mind!

Major down side of this young dancer was her propensity for hard DFK. Generally I am a fan. This girl, however, took it to extreme levels of intensity that literally left me with bruised lips. She took the phrase "Suck face" far too literally. I will recover in time and may even return to continue this "new comer's" education in lapdancing. Always glad to mentor the children.