Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

Their slogan: "Tits & Grits" is...

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FLLMike
May 12, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Their slogan: "Tits & Grits" is very appropriate, though I guess it could be expanded to "Pussy, Tits and Grits" if you sit at the rail (which I didn't).

A VERY different experience to any other club I've seen in the world; it has to be seen to be believed and everyone should see it at least once!

6 - 10 girls work a 4 hour shift - some work doubles. Shift change is at 7pm. Cover was $7 on a Tuesday afternoon, plus I had to buy one drink (for $3.50) with (apparently) free refills (for sodas I guess). there's no Alcohol. Girls ranged from 5's to 7's and all had small breasts, one was about as flat as they come. This is no silicon valley, that's for sure. One girl said she'd been working there 15 years. I maybe being a little unfair on the girls as the the place is very bright inside, like a Denny's, so you REALLY SEE the girls. Since most clubs are so dark the 7 and 8's in those clubs are probably 5's and 6's in reality!

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