I was up in the Lehigh...

I was up in the Lehigh Valley for a golf tournament and had the afternoon free. I thought I would make a tour of the clubs up in the area and do a little recon. I made three stops this afternoon: CR Fannys, Tattletales and Ervs.

CR Fanny's is the worst of the bunch. The club does have a full liquor license so that is one redeeming quality. The club itself is the ring bar around a couple of dance stages. The dancers were not good at all this afternoon. One of the dancers was reasonably nice and fun to talk to. This is strictly a topless bar. I took the one dancer back for a sample dance and got the strict rules. You can touch the ass and that is it. Even the private dance area is not conducive to fun. The chairs are those bucket style chairs with high arms. No real access for the dancer to even attempt a good dance.

I finished the one dance, finished my beer and hit the road.