Actually called Honeysuckle's Lingerie. I...

Actually called Honeysuckle's Lingerie. I visited at 2pm. First challenge was to get in. You have to go all the way round the back because no one answers the door at the front. Only one girl came out to me although I heard her talking to someone in another room so whether this was another girl I don't know but I didn't get to choose. She gave me the run down and asked if I was interested. To be honest she wasn't my type and I should have walked out but I'd made my mind up I wanted to try one of these places and I wan't going to have time to find another one, so I stayed. I paid $80 and she left me in the room to "make myself comfortable". When she came back she started to dance but almost immediately wanted a tip which she said would get me a better experience. I handed over $20 but frankly I dread to think what the dance would have been like without a tip because it was pretty hopeless. It was just an air dance and most of it wasn't even nude, even though I was told it would be. It also wasn't helped by the fact she had to pop out to let in another client and after that she couldn't get rid of me fast enough and wanted to know if I was finished every 60 seconds. She seemed totally disinterested and had me out of there as soon as she could. I don't apologise for the marks, as it was my worst experience in Portland.