For the past 25 years, since...

For the past 25 years, since my first visit to this club, I have always considered The Cheetah to be the pinnacle of men's clubs - a virtual Valhalla filled with the most beautiful women dancing naked providing a rush that borders on illegal. However, we went in this past Wednesday (Cinco de Mayo) around 11:00p and was completely "underwhelmed"! What happened? Is this a symptom of the economy, or have my youthful memories of this club lead me to an unrealistic expectation of who's naked at this club? For that matter, the club itself seemed a little worn, not its usual pristine self. Either things at the Cheetah have slipped, or I need to drink more.