I finally learned what going to...

I finally learned what going to a strip club during the week is for! Paid the $10 to get in the door and the mandatory $10 drink ticket, and the place was nearly empty on a Monday night. The waitress was asking about drinks every time I turned my head, but a firm "no" sent her away until next time. She even had the nerve to interrupt us as I was setting up for the dance (see below).

Anyway, I was looking to supplement my bachelor party with one final fling, and what I got was an honest-to-god servicing. I was quickly approached and after a quick taste I ended up getting a non-VIP double-team dance from the said two girls and let's just say they were on a mission and it wasn't to entertain me with great moves. It's appreciated and all but I had just come in for something sensual to match what I got from this joint a decade ago.

I'm satisfied ... but raw, man. Tender even.