Nice club, beautiful girls, mileage may vary.
I was in Miami for the weekend with a friend a few weeks ago and we stopped by Scarlett’s around 10pm on a Friday. The night was immediately entertaining; as we got out of our ride a lady with a small group was doing her best Real Housewives audition and yelling at the doorman, and she told us not to waste our money here, place sucks, blah blah. I don’t know exactly what her issue was, but it was clear she was either denied entry or kicked out. The rest of her group (mix of guys and girls) seemed embarrassed and were trying to pull her away. It was pretty clear that whatever happened the club was probably right to turn her away, she seemed very obnoxious, so I chalked this up as a good sign that the club does not tolerate poor behavior.
Our IDs were checked at the door, then we paid a $20 cover (each) to a very attractive and friendly door girl. She asked if it was our first time at Scarlett’s, and after we told her it was she introduced us to a guy who I assume was a manager or floor guy. He was very nice, introduced himself, asked our names, and asked if there was anything specific we were interested in that night, did we want to consider a VIP table, etc. I told him we weren’t interested in a VIP table but we would like to sit, have some drinks, and that we would be buying some dances. He walked us to a table about 10 feet away from the main stage and asked if it was okay. We said yes and then he introduced us to a really cute blonde waitress with an incredible body who was walking over as she saw him bringing us in. I can’t remember her name, but she was the best waitress I’ve ever had at a strip club. On top of being as hot as some of the hottest dancers, she was very friendly and attentive. She asked us if we wanted a tour of the place, we told her maybe after we got settled and ordered a couple of Modelos. I don’t remember the exact price of the beers, they aren’t cheap but also not outrageous , $7-$8 I think.
There were about 15 other customers there when we arrived, which seemed light for a Friday night but it was raining hard when we got there, and it progressively got more crowded through the night. Mix of what appeared to be a few regulars, out of towners like us, and couples. More couples came in throughout the night, most I’ve ever seen in one night at a strip club but this place did have more of a party/club atmosphere as it got later.
About 20 girls, that number kept increasing as the night went on. The place was very clean, the lighting was pretty good (not too dark), and while the music was a little loud I thought the DJ did a good job of setting and maintaining the vibe throughout the night.
There were dancers on the main stage as well as some of the side stages at all times, most of them very hot 7-8s, maybe just a couple 5-6s. A good mix of white and Latina, 2 black girls. Some of the dancers got fully nude on the main stage, and many of them were very talented, entertaining dancers. As we watched we started to get approached fairly regularly by the girls, they were all very friendly, even when I told them no thanks when I wasn’t interested in dances. There were 2 pushy Cuban girls who were hustling together, they were very hot and I probably would have gotten dances with them if there weren’t so many other attractive girls there, but I prefer a bit of conversation as opposed to the immediate hustle so I declined. I only had 1 girl ask me to tip her after declining a dance, but I didn’t mind because we chatted for about 5 minutes and she was very friendly, smart, and the convo was good. I gave her $5 and she seemed content to move on.
All the girls were consistent with the dance pricing; 1 song for $35 or 3 for $100. I bought dances from 2 different girls, a beautiful petite blonde with a bubbly personality that was really fun to talk to and a more sultry, tall brunette. The dances were semi-private in booths with curtains. You couldn’t see in our out, but you could hear the people in the booth next to you. The blonde stripped down to her thong and gave a standard, but good , lap dance. Lots of grinding and she let me touch her ass. She had nipple piercings so I didn’t even ask her if it was okay to touch her breasts.
The brunette was a lot more entertaining. She stripped to her thong, let me touch her ass and boobs while grinding on me, and she got down on her knees in front of me and started with some heavy OTP stick shifting while telling me that she “likes to get frisky”.
My friend and I did 1 hour in a large VIP room with the brunette and a porn star looking blonde with fake, but nice not over the top, boobs for $1,200. The room had two couches and a pole, and it overlooked the main stage through a glass window, but there were curtains that we drew for privacy. I don’t know if there was a camera in there, I’m not the type to seek out extras so I don’t tend to care or notice, but if there was a camera the brunette did not care one bit. She unbuttoned my shirt and pants, lots of grinding, kissing, nipple sucking, she put her mouth on my dick over my underwear, pushed my hand down to her pussy while she straddled me and I rubbed her clit. Her nipples were hard and she was definitely wet. She ended by jerking me off UTP. I was not expecting this at all but it was a good time, haha, and seems like an outlying experience at this club based on some of the other reviews.
Ended the night with 1 more drink downstairs, club was very busy around 1am. Was approached by a couple more beautiful girls but declined, though one of them sat on my lap and we chatted for a while. After I told her where I was staying she mentioned she likes the afternoon DJ set by the pool there and gave me her number.
In summary, the club was clean, the staff were very nice, and the girls for the most part were VERY attractive. It’s expensive, but didn’t seem outrageous for Miami, and mileage may vary. If you’re the type specifically looking for extras or a cheap thrill it sounds like there are other clubs in the area that are better for that. But if you want to have fun, grab a drink, watch some talented and beautiful dancers, perhaps be pleasantly surprised by some private dances, and money isn’t an issue for you, then this is a fun spot. I would definitely go back when I’m in town again.
