I've been to a number of...

I've been to a number of strip clubs in Texas and I have to admit, Delilah's Den compares reasonably favorably.

The pros: All nude. And there are generally at least a few good looking women. Plus, at least a good percentage of them understand that if they want to keep getting lap-dances from a good paying customer, they need to let that customer get fairly hands on.

The cons: Unfortunately, the more attractive women there are more used to suckers who just keep paying them for lap-dances without trying to feel them up. Come on, guys--why would you throw a couple of hundred dollars at a girl and not even touch her, except to let her wiggle around on your lap? Please--this isn't NYC, it is Toms River and if these girls want to get paid, don't spoil them by making it too easy!