There is no sex in the...

There is no sex in the champagne room. I repeat, there is no sex in the champagne room. So looking up brothels in Budapest always leads to one website the promotes this place and it's sister club, P1. From my dealings with them, they are just strip clubs. The website does advertise a free car pickup, and it's true. Some huge bouncer looking guy picked me up in a nice Lexus. He took me to the club no problem. No entrance fee, but they do offer some discount if you print out a coupon from their website. I had no printer to print from at the hotel so I went sans coupon. Apparently with the coupon you get a free drink and possibly a free car ride back. But to get a basic dance it's basically 50000 HUF ($232 US). You get a bottle of champagne too. The girl, Carmen, was absolutely beautiful (http://www.royalpalaceclub.com/images/girls/carmen/01.jpg). She was a great dancer with an amazing body. She was biting my dick through the pants. While it was a great dance, I've had better for cheaper at Mons Venus in Tampa, FL. Well maybe not better, but damn near close. They called me a taxi and I returned to my hotel not being able to relieve myself because I was sharing a room. I decided rather than get blue balls, I'd find another site. While this website is great because you get some user reviews, this website has been a good guide on my journeys through Europe. http://gnoccatravels.prophp.us/en/hungary/52-budapest.html So I headed off to Kiraly CLUB because Gnocca travel's said you could actually get sex there.