Showed up at the Fare Club...

Showed up at the Fare Club on a Friday night (sat morning) around 1am. It was a $20 cover and $6 for a bucket of ice. The first thing that struck me about the club was the stench of urine. Then I noticed large pillars with lights on them on either side of the club. Unfortunately, the light globes were full of something (probably dead bugs, as they most often get attracted to the lights). The chairs were basic metal chairs with a light cushion. The walls/decor seemed run down. From what I saw of the VIP area, it was very nice. It looked like black leather/vinyl and was elevated above the stage.

The club was surprisingly dead. Usually the nude clubs begin to pickup around midnight and then explode after 2am. The club had about a dozen patrons downstairs , but I did not look in the upstairs VIP. The girls dancing were....unique. I think one or two were fairly hot 7+ (I recognized them from baby dolls Dallas actually). I a couple girls were clearly BBW , if that floats your boat. Those girls seemed to be getting some interest that night though.

Overall, after about 45 minutes we left without a lap dance and without being approached for one. The most entertaining part was watching two girls, off duty strippers, hustle their sugar daddy out of free liquor.