I've been going to the...

I've been going to the Mons for 25 years. It's small because the bible thumpin' zoning laws won't let Joe expand it. Putting tips in the dancers' G strings IS highly encouraged - when they are wearing G strings or anything else. When they are nude,(which is most of the time, even when off stage) you are encouraged to place tips between their squeezed together tits or very high in side of the thigh. Back rooms? There ARE none! Only 1 girl on stage? More like 6-8, ALL the time! No alcohol because it's illegal to have nudity and alcohol in the same venue. There is plenty of action off stage! AND, the girls aren't "hanging all over you" or "begging" and (one more time!) there ain't NO back rooms!!! A few hundred will get you a dozen or so full friction (tit touching allowed) lapdances in the ONLY room in the place - out in front of God and everyone there. No back room blow jobs, or anything else here. Try the Odyssey 2001 across the street. None of the dancers have ever appeared in Playboy

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