Visiting Portland from the east coast...

Visiting Portland from the east coast and popped in as I was passing by on a Tuesday around 5 p.m. I really appreciate the fact that the club takes advantage of Portland's brewing heritage... you can get a variety of good microbrews (if Deschutes qualify as one), rather than the usual Bud Lite bilge water. But we're not here just to drink, are we? The dancers I saw that afternoon were decent looking, no perfect 10s but no complete disasters either. Most of them knew their way around a stripper pole and had decent interpersonal skills when they picked your tip off the stage.

I found a brand new dancer named Kennedy, who said she was of Palestinian extraction... gorgeous Middle Eastern looks and a vivacious personality as well. Clearly the best looking one out of the 7 or so dancers I saw during my visit. She and I hit it off at the bar, then I decided to take her up on a half hour VIP session for $150. Where I come from, that's a bargain, and after having gotten a preview of the setup upstairs and having gained a good hunch that my girl was open to mutual touching, I gave it the green light. Now I don't know what the usual Portland rules are -- I thought it was pretty much one-way touching, but maybe I'm wrong. All I know is that Kennedy got really wild on my lap, and even allowed lip kissing and kitty petting. (Strangely though, whenever I put my hands on her boobs she'd brush them away and later guide my hands over them with her own hands.) I got the sense that she was pushing the boundaries of the club rules. But hell, we had the whole upstairs area to ourselves and only once or twice did a staff member wander by. It was a fantastic and wildly sexy half hour, and worth every cent.