The club is in a very...

The club is in a very industrial area not far from the port of Long Beach. Most of the area is trucks and commercial vehicles. The club itself is surprisingly nice for where it is and has its own parking so it is perfectly safe. I went there around 8 p.m. on a Thursday night and was told that there was only one girl on shift and that the others were "on their way." The manager let me in for free and gave me a free drink. He seemed ticked that the girls were late and really did go the extra mile to try to help the customers.

The decor is actually pretty nice. Two kidney-shaped pole dancing area are connected into one large stage and there a couple of fireplaces going and a very nice aquarium over the bar (it is nicer than it sounds). But the energy in the club was nil. The one dancer was trying but she was about a 3 or 4. Very plain and scars on the body. I agreed to a lapdance since there was nothing else to do. $40 for two songs, all nude. The lap dance area is in a separate room that is adjacent to the main room. There are not individual stalls but rather a bunch of chairs set up in one room. Since she was the only dancer and I was the only customer, we had privacy. But if more than one girl is giving a lap, then you are back there out in the open with others.

The dance was totally lame. It wasn't an air dance because she did get on top of me. I could touch her tits, but not lick. I could not touch the honeypot, and she would not touch it. There was certainly no offer of extras. I got the sense that just flat-out does not happen at this club.