"The Ballpark Tavern Rule Book" -...

"The Ballpark Tavern Rule Book" - BP Rules of Engagement for Dummies

Rule #1........ 30% Gratuity per total private Lapdances, to include extras... (i.e., 2 nude lappers @ .60 + .18 gratuity = .78 or an even .80, total).

Rule #2........ Never pay for a HJ... (HJ's are customary).

Rule #3........ Never give a stripper an excessive, 2 large, tip for 3 lappers + extras... (this practice ruins it for everyone).