I had seen the adds on...

I had seen the adds on backpage for this club with a lot of very attractive women in the pictures. When I arrived, the location seemed decent enough, if a bit industrial which seems to be the standard for 1 on 1 clubs. Once inside, I was greeted by the two ladies on staff and I had my choice of a girl with a decent body, not so great face and a vacant look in her eye or a much more.... ample dancer with apparently enormous breasts. I chose the biggun on a whim and we went in. No cover, but prices seem to be normal for a private 1 on 1 club, aka extremely high. I wound up paying $300 for what the dancer described as 30 minutes (my time limit) of "Everything that she will do". Apparently, the $300 for everything she will do included lotion for me if I needed it and mutual contact provided I don't touch her genitals or nipples, and a lot of her slowly gyrating to the music while I tried to focus on her face an breasts, rather than the thick sicky-sweet odor of sweat that was hitting me in the face. All in all, not a good experience and I would have liked to call it a total loss at 5 minutes in, but I didn't want to be rude.