Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

This is not a club for...

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Roman Man
Apr 12, 2010, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Saturday Evening

This is not a club for the average Joe. Unless you're prepared to spend a large quantity of dollars, this club will leave you wanting. Even if you do shell out a wad of cash, you might leave unsatisfied. In a sense, Treasures fails to meet the needs of both club goers. From an everyman standpoint the $10 parking, the pricey drinks and the near pitch dark lighting don't buy you much value if you're watching the stage show. Even in the lap area, you can't see two inches in front of you. And that's a critical part of the experience. The other services will ultimately never be worth the price you pay. I'd say the early evening shift is severely lacking and things get much better around 9 or 10 pm. It can be very challenging to attract the girl you're interested in as they disappear for long stretches--probably in VIP. I understand why people have such divergent views of this club. There's this lingering thought of how great it could be. But then, it's not.

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