Haven't been to Tales for a...

Haven't been to Tales for a while. The quality of dancers has gone up since the last time. There are still a couple girls with sagging tits and a beer belly, but overall the dancers are hot. The price of drinks has gone up, too.

The dollar parade will still empty your wallet if you are not careful. The dancers go around the inside of the bar after they come off stage. Then they go around the outside of the bar for more tips. The dancers will go around the outside of the bar whether they have been up on stage or not. The best thing to do is sit at a table against the wall and you avoid a lot of this. The bar has raised the house fees for the dancers and are now taking half of the tips for couch dances and champagne courts. So watch out for dancers trying to charge extra for the dances. I had one girls who said the champagne court was $350, when it is only supposed to be $200. There are cameras all over the club and monitor the couch dance areas and champagne rooms. They even monitor the parking lot and will fine a dancer if it looks like she is meeting a customer outside. Some of the dancers tip the bouncers extra and the bouncers tend to be less likely to notice what is going on in the rooms. I also found out that, if the main champagne room is occupied, you are a lucky man. The camera in the other room does not work well if the lights are turned way down. The camera just has a fuzzy image and the bouncers can't tell what is going on in the room. The dancers know about this, so if you are able to get in this room and willing to spend some $$$ you will have a great time. This place has gotten better, but you still have to be careful or you will go through a lot of money in a short period of time. You can have a good time, if you pick the right dancer and are willing to tip well.