I've been a regular here for...

I've been a regular here for many months and just realized that I've never written a review for this place. Everything you need to know about this club: (1) It's the best club in Portland for CUSTOMERS (not necessarily for dancers). No cover and it's a great place to go and hang out with your friends. Dancers can make more money at other clubs, although they still make quite a bit here. Many of the dancers are vegans and are here partly for philosophical reasons and/or their regulars like coming here. If you've never been here and you enjoy going to strip clubs, then you really need to come and try it out at least once. Coming here on a Friday at 11pm is really different from a Wednesday at 11pm, so don't judge based on one time coming here. (2) Drinks are inexpensive. (3) Food is good, although moderately priced. (4) Dancers are mostly hot, although almost all of them are white (in case variety is important to you). (5) Free pool/billiards. Free chess table. The owner, Johnny, is really good at both, and I think you get a free dance (not from him!) if you beat him. (6) Two stages, plenty of seating usually, plenty of girls, and the schedules for all of the girls are posted on the club's myspace page. (7) Dances are more expensive, $35, but they are nude and full contact. (8) There is an outdoor smoking lounge with windows so you can still watch the show while you're taking a smoke break. Some of the dancers that smoke will be out there and they're mostly friendly so you can chat while you're out there. (9) The club is out in the industrial northwest part of Portland, but worth the drive.