Sigh. Had a little time to...

Sigh. Had a little time to kill, so I decided to pop in. Ordinarily I don't go to this club unless I know one of my 2 faves will be there, but I figured why not. Now I remember why not.

Turns out both of my faves had been there, but had left for the night (it was slow). So I decided to watch some eye candy, get a dance or two, and call it a night. I turn around and there's a dancer I know from another club. Turns out she was fired from that club, and had only been at MG a few days. I kinda "owed" her a VIP (we were about to VIP at the other club when work paged me), and I had always wanted to take her to VIP anyway, so we went for a quick 15 minutes. It was fairly tame, but I wasn't really in a high-mileage mood anyway, so it was fine with me.

Right near the end, a bouncer sticks his head in, barks something at her, and she goes running to the DJ booth to get bitched at by mgmt for breaking the rules (which she was still learning). The rule she broke? She was sitting on my lap straddling me. We weren't even close enough for naughty bits to be touching. But she allegedly couldn't be in that position. Now I know this is bullshit (or at least was unnecessary to bitch about) based on many VIPs there before.