Stopped by on a Monday night...

Stopped by on a Monday night just to check the place out. By the time my eyes adjusted to the darkness inside, I realized that there was not a single dancer on stage. I had just ordered a beer, so I thought I'd stick around to see what happened. I had a Bud, and it was $4.50. Not too bad for a strip club... I was just about to down my beer, and hit the road when the bartender told what I assume was a bouncer to go get a girl to dance for me. That's right, I was the only customer. The dancer came out, and I was pleasantly surprised. I would put her at around 35-40. Kind of a raspy voice, but very attractive. After chatting for a few minutes, I told her that I could use a little stress relief. Nice menu to be had here. Off to the back we went, and I walked out with a smile.