This place sucks. Worst place in...

This place sucks. Worst place in chicagoland area. Although the location is convenient, this place is not worth going. Air dances, dancers with attitude, expensive drinks. I would have to nice management is nice to you. Waitresses are Ok. Sometimes they don't even stop by to offer you a drink.

I imagine my 18th birthday wasn't that much different from most others on that defining day when a boy becomes a man. I signed up for the Selective Service, got my free Gillette razor, purchased a lotto ticket, hurriedly browsed the porn section at the local video store, bought a cigar and called it a night. But while it was rite of passage for so many others I knew, I never stepped foot inside a strip club until six years later.

The situation was this. My office is just down the street from this joint. All newly hired, a group of work friends thought it would be a hoot to check the place out. Because I would be part of a large group, half of which was made up by women, I felt like this was the perfect time to try something that I was always curious about but never could bring myself to do. (Also, I was wearing a tie and felt like this classed the experience up a bit.)