I am from Philadelphia, and me...

I am from Philadelphia, and me and my college friends decided to take a tour of the local strip clubs. We went to Erv's byob and there they had a bunch of coke ho's who were just nasty looking. We went to Scarlet's and as soon as we got in there it made us all sick. The place smelled like weed, and the crack pipe. The police were next door watching the place. The women look like truck drivers, and were big enough to play for the Philadelphia Eagles, so we left. We then went to Glow. Which was also a joke, and overpriced. There were lots of drug dealers there who tried to hit on us. We left and then went to the Bada-Bing Club. The place was very upscale, the dancers were on an adverage of an 8, the beer was free(all you can drink, as long as you are there). The bouncers are cool and polite. We decided to leave and go to the Fox, aka Tallletales. This is the most gastly, horrible club in the state of Pennsylvaina. The girls were on the stage doing lines of cocaine, right from the stage, and they were not at all pretty. There was an older woman there telling another dancer there that she had AIDS. This place is sick as soon as we heard about the AIDS we left and in the parking lot there were 2 dancers smoking the crack pipe. We left and went to AL's up in Reading, a very nice place, expensive, but he had the prettiest, hottest girls. We Rate Al's and The Bada-Bing Club also known as Goodfellas as the 2 best clubs for dancers with class in the entire area. JuciyJucie & 10 of her girlfriends.....Rock on Kutztown U. and Lehigh U.