This club is average sized. There...

This club is average sized. There is a stage on the front which serves as the main stage and another pole in the back. I guess when things finally and actually get busy they may have girls swinging from both poles. Pretty nice chairs all around the club, however there is a push to sit you up front by the stage so that you wind up tipping every dancer during every song. The waitress was kind of pushy. After I overpaid for my sprite a dancer sat down and the waitress immediately came over to me and asked it I wanted to buy a drink for the girl sitting next to me...This happened with 3 different girls who sat down by me. The vibe of the club was ok, it felt like a strip club, no better no worse.

The girls ranged from fat to slightly above average. However, the biggest issue I had was that the girls who were actually attractive had small boobs. And those with huge racks were also a bit on the heavy side. Even though this is a nude club, some girls were still using pasties (more on this in a minute). Unlike some of the other clubs in Tampa the girls here actually dance and actually put on a really enjoyable show. What really turned me off from the club was that I never got a chance to sample and talk to all the girls because one super aggressive stripper basically pissed on my leg. She came down and sat down to talk and wouldn't leave. Like she legit spent 30 minutes trying to get me to buy a dance. My thoughts were that if I did she would leave me the hell alone. So I bought one of the 2 4 1 deals... Worst mistake ever. The girl wasn't that attractive. It wasn't even a full nude dance, and she had on pasties. Needless to say I was pissed when she took her clothes off. There was very little two way contact. And it seemed like she was purposely trying to avoid actually grinding my dick. While not as much as a pain in the ass as the air dances, still an extreme annoyance. And two make shit worse, it was a really short timer for the 2 songs. I'm convinced that the machine they use shortens the songs down to like 1:30-2:00. And it took me a minute to get my belt back on, and they threatened to charge me for a 3rd song.

My experince may have been different if there had been a different girl, but I was not satisfied with my visit. This club is like Seven Seas, but unlike seven seas which makes up for its shitty quality as a club by having high mileage lap dances, this club didn't have any redeeming factor on my trip.