Where to begin with my first...

Where to begin with my first visit last night to the Gold Club. I had an absolutely crazy night, but I don’t think my experience was typical because of two things that were happening: the Pacqiao vs Cottley fight and some much-loved regular’s birthday. He brought an entire CASE of Crown and was handing out shots to people. I think these things made it much busier than a usual Saturday. That definitely affected my experience, but by the end of the night I was still very glad I went.

I got there at 7 and drove past the valet to park myself. The parking lot is well-lit and the place looks nice. I walked in lugging my six-pack of Shiner. Cover was 20 at the front desk. Around the corner a friendly waitress got me a bucket of ice ($6) and set me up at one of the two tables left at the mainstage. At this point there were only two active stages, the main one and a smaller one near the entrance (two others opened up later). There’s not a single stripper pole in the place, which is kind of weird, but it means the girls have to be more inventive (though not all of them were). The inside is nice. Some of the chairs are dirty, but not terribly so. The VIP is an area off to the side behind one-way glass. There weren’t very many girls wandering around at this point. I saw a few 6s and 7s and eventually a couple 9s onstage. If you wanted to interact with the dancer all you had to do was bring up a couple 1s and they’d walk up to you and be very friendly. Oddly I didn’t see very many people getting lap dances and after a while I was beginning to wonder if you had to do something special to get attention. I sat there for two hours nursing my Shiner before a girl asked if I wanted company. I don’t think this is normal though. Probably had to do with the events of the night.

Thankfully the girl that did approach me was a cute little blond spinner, just the kind I like. Too bad she didn’t talk very much, though. I prefer good conversation in my strippers if possible, but she just sat mutely in my lap. I took her up on a dance and we left my beer behind for the corner on the side of the main stage. There are three chairs on either side that offer some nominal privacy. I was very pleased with the lap dance, very high mileage and good two-way contact. She told me that the only place that was off-limits was the Y…fair enough. I certainly never felt like we were interrupted by managers, etc. She had this amazing move that’s hard to describe. She’d put her head down in front of me then sort of somersault onto my chest, the end result being her pussy right in my face. Very nice. Unfortunately it got very busy and a waitress gave away my spot. I would guess normally it is safe to leave your beer and go get a dance, but not that night.