This is the first and hopefully...

This is the first and hopefully only strip club I've ever been to where the dancers can bend the pole. I went down to this place with a few buddies of mine, we were in Cocoa on business, and we saw Wiggles while we were driving to a meeting, so we decided to check it out on the way back to our hotel. First of all, it is a nasty, pink, double wide trailer. Ok, so get past that, and you walk in. The major bonus is you were allowed to smoke in here. I'm from NY where you can't really smoke in most places anymore, so it's awesome to find a place that you can. It was pretty well kept, the bouncers were constantly emptying the ashtrays and clearing away the empties. At the bar you basically had your choice of 3-4 different domestic beers (bottled), a couple of different wines and some soda choices. I think it was like $4 or $5 for a beer.

Now as far as the girls go, when we walked in I was immediately disappointed. The hottest chick in the place was the bartender and she was fully clothed. I'll call her Molly. She was blonde, sort of long hair, with obviously fake boobs (not that I mind, just saying she had a bad surgeon). The rest of the selection of girls were really slim pickings. My buddy was getting hit on by this girl who sort of looked like Anna Nichole from the chest up. From the chest down, well she was big. We were jokingly calling her "Nickles" by the end of the night because of all the cellulite. It appeared as if she was beaten with a bag full of nickles from the waist down. The club started clearing out about 11. The only reason we stuck around was the cheap beer. So finally after talking to the bartender all night she finally decided she was going to strip. I had asked her if she did dances earlier in the night and she responded with a firm no, so I left it there. After she got off the stage she walked over to me and asked if I wanted that dance now. She took me into the back and for my $15 lap dance after hitting me up for another $3 for the jukebox. I don't mind paying the extra, just tell me that lap dance is $18 instead of $15. It was kind of like, ok, give me the $15...oh, I need to put money in the jukebox, give me another $3. So anyway, in the middle of the third song, she put her hand in my pants. At that point I realized it was anything goes. That is the biggest bonus to this place I suppose. Other than that, I wouldn't really suggest this place unless you happen to be in the area on business.