Best balance of price/attractiveness/freakiness available on...

Best balance of price/attractiveness/freakiness available on the east side. Drinks are predictably pricey. Ladies are friendly and generally permissive, just be generally respectful and not an ass (as always). Private dances are 40 (+5 on occasion). It's not exactly located on the nicest piece of real estate in the country, but that's part of its charm (at least to the extent that chemical plants, power stations, and industrial parking lots can be charming). It is also located very close the highway/bridge, minimizing transit time from St. Louis. Penthouse is very close by, as is Pops, a spacious 24hr bar.

If you're looking to primarily drink, then this place is not ideal. However, if you're already drunk and looking for some wild girls and yet aren't drunk enough to entirely disregard what they look like, this place is absolutely PERFECT.