Dancers Royale
5221 E Colonial Dr Orlando, FL 32807

This club is right in the...

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jonxbt
Feb 25, 2010, 12:00 AM
Dancers
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Visited: Sunday Evening

This club is right in the heart of the real city of Orlando, away from the attractions, and it's really popular with locals, especially college kids. I've been here several times just for something to do with friends. Really small, fairly clean, definite sports bar atmosphere. Mostly rock music with a little rap thrown in. Very welcoming to female customers. Can get really packed at times, standing room only. The servers are on the ball and usually pretty cute too. The cocktails I've gotten have all been decent, no watered down drinks. The stage has these huge glowing poles instead of regular metal ones so pole tricks don't happen a lot which is disappointing. Some of the girls do work the hell out of the stage though.

The dancers are for the most part very pretty, mostly thinner girls that are small and perky. I've been here a few times for the day shift and even then the girls are mostly pretty hot. I've been told they're strict about the girls not doing drugs in the club which is a nice change from being attacked for dances by feral coke heads. You can usually have a decent conversation with them if you like to chat a bit which is usually what ends up happening because the dances are kind of pointless here. They're air dances with no contact whatsoever. Girls are supposed to keep one leg on the ground at all times. And the girls have to wear pasties which look pretty terrible. Some girls really push you for a dance but most of them don't. I've been known to get pity dances because I know the girls have to make a living but I would rather tip them on stage since a lot of times there isn't really even room for her to do much when it's busy. Some of them do interesting things with moving on the chairs during the dances and a lot are really talented booty shakers but nothing too mind blowing.

I'll be back for a beer or two but I really don't think of it as a real strip club at all, just a fun place to hang out.

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