The address is 5915 Athena. Enter...

The address is 5915 Athena. Enter from the main road by the strip mall, not the street. I can't help but compare Irving's to the other clubs in PG County. I had to think for a second on the "value" of the dances at Irving's versus that of Sinsaysionals up the road. This was my first trip there but assuming it's always like it was last night, I'm going to give the nod to Irving's based on the LONG ass songs, the better-than-50% chance of hand action through the pants, and the actual effort put into a song. A 6-minute, high energy, full grind lapdance is better than two 4 minute dances from an uninterested chick. That's not to say the girls at Sinsaysionals are all like that, but some can be lazy. Wouldn't you be for $5? The only reason to go to Fuego is on the weekend with a large group to watch girls on a 15 foot high pole and throw money at them. Those girls can be lazy and then ask for $10 a song.

The girls at Irving's are pretty damn aggressive. I wouldn't say too aggressive (since I prefer to not have to ask a chick to come through), but they are trying to get some dances and trying to get you into VIP. Within 3 minutes of me sitting down, I had been asked if I wanted a dance about 4 times. I told one marginal girl yes simply because I didn't want to the other girls to see me shooting the entire club down and then I'd never get asked. You know what I'm talking about. Well she was a decent dancer, grabbed my johnson through the jeans, flashed me her cooch and let me touch it (I declined, but just because I'm not into fingering strippers I don't even know), and proceeded to ask me if I knew about the VIP room. $30 to get in and then you and her figure out the rest. I think she said $100 for the "Start & Finish". That's just information for you guys, I didn't go in there. I did see one dancer in and out of VIP like 4 times though. I think I was there 2 hours. She gets it in.

So I get two dances from her, she offers to check on me later and right away a very slim light dancer with puffy hair asks me if I want a dance. Body-wise not my type but she was very pretty so I'm cool with that. She asked me the EXACT SAME thing about VIP and danced with very similar extra curriculars. Didn't mention a price for VIP activities. Now I don't think I look like a cop or anything, but wow. I wasn't expecting that. After two dances from her, I see a chick I had met at Sinsaysionals a while ago who does OTC. We chatted for a bit but I didn't get a dance. She actually said she knew I'd save her some cash and she'd let these young girls get at me. Whatever that means. She was busy the whole night so perhaps she had requests to fulfill.