Bottom line, this is the only...

Bottom line, this is the only place in the DC area you can go for a lap dance. It's unfortunately in a shady industrial area and the interior is in major need of some attention, but given the DC area, it's hard to be picky. The lap dances are done off to the side of the stage in rather uncomfortable chairs, but this means you can watch a few dances to see which dancer offers the best. The stage is really small and has a few couches in front with chairs behind it. The girls vary but most are attractive and there is a good racial mix. The dancers don't come off the stage to interact with the customers in the couches.

Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't recommend this club, but if you're looking for actual lap dances and don't want to head up to Baltimore, this is your only spot. Essentially, it gets the job done.