Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

OK, this is my old stomping...

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JManofFL
Feb 9, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

OK, this is my old stomping grounds...so when I saw that this club was now the number one club in the United States, I had to go back down and check it out. Bottom line is: I've been to GREAT strip clubs, I was friends with GREAT strip clubs....Lido, you're no GREAT strip club....Dopn't get me wrong, still my favorite club in EAST Central Florida. Much like Cheetah's, a solid, blue-collar club...friendly women, reasonable cover (like 7 bucks), OK drink prices (like $4.50 for an imported beer)....but the club itself detracts....very smokey, no privacy for laps, and a very small seating area makles this club hard to get a rating for me over a 7. Parking is plentiful and well lit, safe neighborhood. Me thinks somebody is stuffing the ballot box to have this place be the FINEST strip club in the country. Again, you'll have fun but no WAY is this the finest strip club in the country

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