Hadn't been in this place in...

Hadn't been in this place in a while. Should know by the terrible website that this place is not worth the time and money, but I went in anyway. The good things... there were a lot of girls working, and for a Monday night, it was a good crew. A couple of the girls I would do, but some of them need a trusted friend to tell them they have no business taking their clothes off. A weight limit should be in effect if you know what I'm saying.

But I did find a couple of girls that I wanted to get a dance from. I made my way to the stage when they went up, and offered a $5 tip thinking they would guess I was interested and would make their way over to me at some point. Wrong. For some reason, I couldn't pay to get a dancer to my table. Hot, ugly, nothing. Finally it was "up-time" and I'm wondering how to get the attention of the ladies I wanted a dance from to get a dance without brushing off the others. But still, not a single girl asked me. I had cash in my hand and tried to make eye contact as much as possible. And I'm a guy who spends. Possibly the worst experience ever, and if you are an Ohio club, you need to go the extra mile to try harder anyway. But no, there were girls who simply went without giving a dance because they didn't want to dance. So I left after one beer and three girls tipped on stage. $6 for a beer, $15 spent on stage, and zero dances later, I was on my way to Kahoots where I could actually spend my money. I don't know why I keep trying Gold. Maybe I will if they ever get a decent web site that looks like they are even still open.