This is what Portland clubs are...

This is what Portland clubs are all about. A dive bar with no cover, cold beer, and skanky naked women... I got there about noon on a Friday, almost missed it because you can't really tell its there. Walked in 5 girls, 3 of them doing a crossword puzzle, one girl on stage waiting for customers. Only one of the five would you consider attractive...tall, blonde, shaved, enhanced. another dancer had the biggest box I've ever seen, so if you're in the mood for a low key strip bar with skanky women, then this is your place.