This club is just off loop...

This club is just off loop 323, behind a car dealer. $10 to get inside. This is a juice club, so no drinks were available. they have two main stages and I think one small one. The stages are at opposite ends of a large room and a pool table is opposite the bar on the other walls. This is a nude club, so you see everything on the third song. A lapdance costs $10 and you pay the cashier in front of the lap dance booths. You are expected to tip at least $10. I went on a Wednesday around 9pm. A blond immediately approached me and sat in my lap. She was only a 6 or 7, but she was stroking my crotch already, so I decided to check out the milage. After picking a booth with bad lighting and a small uncomfortable chair, she got naked and gave me a full contact dance. I think the sky was the limit, but she stank of cigs and when she did a reverse grind in my lap and bent over, she smelled of ass. This turned me off so I tipped her a ten spot and went back to my seat. After a while I spotted a nice looking blond, but she wasn't making herself available at the moment, so I decided to hang around awhile.

While waiting I was approached by a short girl that was maybe a 5. I had a pocket full of cash, so I agreed to a dance just to get her off my lap. What a mistake! When she took her top off I wanted to run. I don't mind small titties, but these were danglers. I got up before the song was over and tipped her 5 bucks. She looked pleased.

As soon as I got back to my seat a fat chick came and sat on my lap. She was nice and had a pleasant face, but I was NOT going to pay for another dance I didn't want. She eventually got the hint and left. I chided myself for not sticking to my standards with the short girl. Never get a dance from a girl you're not attracted to. If you wouldn't want to ask her out, why would you want to pay for a dance from her? But maybe that's just me.