Just the facts, nothing but the...

Just the facts, nothing but the facts. My wingman takes me in there on a Sunday night, to get some food, and have a little fun. Cover is a little steep, but we get a table, and finally a waitress, and order a couple of steaks. Suddenly I was back in Okinawa, "you buy me drinkee?" The dancer was a little over the hill, asian, very pushy, and wanted me to buy a table dance. We explained that we just ordered dinner, and maybe in a while. The food took forever, and she came back again, this time she went from asking, to demanding, total turn off. We sent her away, and finally the food came.

They bring you a sharp steak knife with the food there, you're going to need it. I'm tough, but that steak was tougher, the shrimp were small, and overcooked, it's hard to mess up a baked potato, and looking back, was the best thing about the place.

Halfway, through eating, a cute, shy, barely 18 dancer interupted me to ask if I wanted a dance. I was about to say yes, "In a Minute," when I noticed the Wicked Witch, of the (Far) East standing in back of her. The cute girls attitude, was as though she was being forced to ask me. Anyway, when I declined, the witch stomped up, grabbed the girl by the arm, and as she dragged her away, said, "See, I Told You, Piece of Shit." WTF?