Kings is a Dallas Institution. It's...

Kings is a Dallas Institution. It's been there forever, and it'll probably still be open for my wake. The club is small, but it's mostly, friendly, kinda like a neighborhood bar, if anybody lived in that neighborhood. The dancers vary, I've been in there more than once when the bartender was the prettiest girl in the place, and sometimes, you'll have a bitchy gal, who's not making any money. Surprise, with a bad attitude, dancers don't make money, but they don't last long. My best memory of the place, was the night my truck got stolen down the street, and I went in there to wait for a friend to pick me up. This really nice gal, took one look at me, and asked "What's wrong hun?"

Long story short, when I told her my truck got stolen, she took the rest of the nite off, and drove me home, and then made me feel better. Think I'm BS'ing ya, You can't make stuff like that up. In short, the place is weird, sometimes weird good, and sometimes weird, not so hot, but overall, not a bad place to go. If your looking for Fancy and Glitter though, they dance somewhere else.