you have got to be kidding...

you have got to be kidding me! im not a "trick club" affeciando as i have dated strippers but i was bored one night and wanted to see the difference between "down south" and "up north" strip clubs. BIG DIFFERENCE. im not a "trik" but i have been to the penthouse club in east st. louis MO. these canadian strip clubs are a fucking JOKE. i just got back tonite. i dont know what type of drugs these geeks are on, but i can tell you do not waste your time at this club. the girls have no tits or ass, and what little they do have, they cannot work. they are nothing to look at and they cannot even perform the minor pole tricks! hell, im a gymnast and i could have got down better than they can! dont let the "no cover" fool you either. they will hustle you for drink tab and it not worth it. i dont know if they girls are doing "extras" cuz i leftt this fucking waste of time. i would say go to lundy's lane if this is your thing. im done. im gonna go fuck these stripper for free.